- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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