- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Woman's rights

yes... that's the joke

A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

Cheese stick

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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