- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

elen degeneres is straight....

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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