- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

what is a bracket? a bracket

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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