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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Butt poop.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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