Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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Twenty-Four

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