- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

The Princess is in another castle

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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