The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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