- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

What you reading? reading?

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

who's a slut... you're mom

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