People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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you

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Abortion

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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book 'em danno

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my mind's eye?

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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