whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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