Hello, nice to meet you.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Jews

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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