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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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