- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

I had sex with my mother in law

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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