What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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