If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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Why was the woman?

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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A man sat on a chair

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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