- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

CAVE JOHNSON.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Do you know the muffin man? No

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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