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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

What did Delaware? A coat.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Women's rights

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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