Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Samraj.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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HURT

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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