Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Two women were sitting quietly.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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