- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

Hillary Clinton

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Your grandma's cookies.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

you are a åsshole :)

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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