once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Lets go Yankees

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

I have a gay camel

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

my name is Jacob sartorious

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

What black and has children A black man

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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