- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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