Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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this is not a joke. jks

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Q. who's george porchy?

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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