- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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