- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

my mind's eye?

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

book 'em danno

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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