Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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