Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Get off my porch.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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a horse nibbled a baby

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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