- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

What can make you pee? Liquid

Bumsniffer

Knock knock Come in

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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