- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

I agree

Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

split your ass cheek

I have down syndrome. -RDV

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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