Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Penis

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Your mom is so fat...

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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