- Anti Joke

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

The guy above me has a very nice joke

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