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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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