- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

The Princess is in another castle

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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