- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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A black man comes home from work.

Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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