- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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