Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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hi

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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womens rights

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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Oh, right

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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ur gay

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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