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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Donald Trump.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

you lose.

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