- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

I love pissing people off :P

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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