- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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