- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Do you know the muffin man? No

I killed someone on minecraft.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

CAVE JOHNSON.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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