- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

lewis ya baggy fuck

My pet rock died.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

what happens every day? People die

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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