I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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How are cars made? By magic.

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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