Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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The Princess is in another castle

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I have a gay camel

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Lets go Yankees

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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