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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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