- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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