What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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Jaden McMichael

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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