- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

This anti-joke below is hilarious.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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