Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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