- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

we all know sammi has a penis

I like touching my boobs

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Yes

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Help I'm being raped!

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

There's a car about to hit me.

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