- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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