So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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Whats an Anti Joke

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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Heartlight

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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