why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Jake. Walsh.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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Yo mama's fat.

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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