what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Yo mama's fat.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

The chicken crossed the road.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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