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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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