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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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