My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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Health food.

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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Smeg...

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Women's rights

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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