Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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