Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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