What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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9/11.

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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