What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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I can count to potato.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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Alex Gedrose.

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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