- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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