- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

What's big and white?

Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

hello anomonous

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Canada AYY

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

Do you play piano? No

What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

The Game

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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