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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

I love pissing people off :P

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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