What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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willie revilame

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President Donald Trump

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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