- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

gay people

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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