- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

There's a god, just kidding.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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